One of the best things The Onion does is take a real life situation and do a small write up for it. The Most Close-to-Home Story of the YearĪrea Mom Was Waiting In The Car For 20 Minutes (More on that in a minute.) But it still deserves to be nominated for something, because it's hilarious and accurate while still being creepy. The Best Slideshow of Teenage Boysīecause, well, it's not the best Sexiest Man Alive story. The Best Joke About Fat PeopleĮveryone At Airport Delighted By Chubby Family Rapidly Waddling Toward Gateīecause we've all been there. maybe this could have gone in the previous group, too. Naked, Tied-Up Paul Ryan Tells Staff He Can’t Prepare For Debate Unless They Slap Him Harder The Best Headline 50 Shades' Cultural Relevance Could Ever Give Us Weird Couple Has Greatest Sex Of Their Lives After Announcement Of Disney-LucasFilm Mergerīecause we're sure this actually happened somewhere in the world. 'Breaking Bad' Creator Thinking Maybe Next Season Should Take Dark Turnīecause Breaking Bad was the show of 2012 until everyone decided it was Homeland. Robert Pattinson Looking Forward To Taking On More Serious Vampire Roles After Conclusion Of 'Twilight' Filmsīecause we still haven't gotten around to watching Cosmopolis, though we hear it's good. Enjoy: The Best of the 'Wait, That Isn't a Real Story?' Onion Stories The thing they all have in common is that they're great and will make you laugh. Many of these were culled from their own Year in Review celebration, others were personal favorites nominated by The Wire's staff and friends.
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But they persevered and helped us get through a year full of difficult-to-digest news stories. They kicked off 2012 by moving to Chicago and losing a pretty big chunk of their staff. So that The Onion is still here to provide us with fake, hilarious news to help us through the day is a miracle. It was a big year of change for them, too. It's all mass shooting this, and Congress that. Things are pretty bleak out there right now. So, for The Atlantic Wire's Year in Review, we thought it would be a good idea to tell them how much we like them by sharing our favorite stories. The people who work at The Onion are some of the smartest, and most essential, people in the "news" world right now, and they went through a tough year.
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Glass Onion is now available to watch on Netflix.This article is from the archive of our partner. Whichever theory you subscribe to, the groundwork for both was clearly laid in the film. He could have easily misjudged the amount of sleeping pills to give her resulting in her waking before the fatal effects of carbon monoxide and instead of pressing charges, charted her revenge. Taking into account Miles' surprise at Andi's arrival, either theory works: if he had forgotten he'd sent her a box, he would have likely remembered upon seeing her not dead as he assumed and if he knew he'd sent her a box but thought she was dead, well, he'd be equally surprised to see her alive.Īndi's supposed resurrection isn't that far-fetched either.
If asked, his cover story would be that the invitation was an attempt to remedy their bad blood and rectify their friendship, which would - in his mind - take him out of the frame as far as motive was concerned. However, if we give Miles the benefit of the doubt, another theory (though in our opinion less likely) is that he sent a box to her on purpose.
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